Sweet Deal

Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay... To start off, I have to at least dedicate this first blog entry to a certain Mike Thole. Okay, Mike, if you read this I am sooooooooooo going to blush. In fact, I already am because I have this feeling that you are totally going to see this.

I'm just a guy so what do I know, but Mike has this blog site that I have completely fallen head-over-heels for. It is so funny that I almost creamed in my pants. That thing about the Matrix was hysterical... er... well-written anyway. If I weren't already dating someone, I would totally ask him out. I haven't seen a picture of him but he sounds like he'd be really cute. He is so well-spoken and charming and clever that I am almost one hundred percent sure that he is gay so... hooray for me!! (if Tony and I ever break up that is, but we are totally in love so I don't think that will happen anytime soon).

Okay, so... something interesting, interesting... interesting... Oh! I got a new hat; It looks like a muffin. It's kinda cute. The Holidays are coming up. I think I'll get myself something this Christmas; maybe a real job. Oh, the news is on; somebody isn't wearing a shirt. Hmmm, that isn't getting to me like it usually does. I might have a cold. Tony was supposed to get me some Robitussin. He must have forgotten. We had a wild night last night. After six long islands at Artie McCooglenockers Naughty Nites, we just had to be alone so we left, ran home and smeared KY jelly in, on, and around as many penetratable body parts as possible. Things got a little messy. We slipped and slid all around my apartment trying to catch eachother until we finally collapsed and passed out on top of our range oven.

Well, that does it for now. Mike, if you read this, I hope you enjoyed what I had to say (blush, blush) Hugs and Kisses everyone.

Oliver